Do you realize how weird today’s world is? Well, perhaps I should qualify that: I mean today’s America.
To wit: Today’s Silver Bulletin newsletter headline reads, “Do Political Scandals Still Matter?”
The gist of the piece is this holy land has become so polarized, so tribal, so my-team-versus-your-team-no-matter-what that missteps, corruptions, idiocies, N-bombs, extramarital affairs, workplace bullying, and outright violations of criminal law and/or the United States Constitution don’t mean much at all anymore to partisan voters.
Remember “The Dean Scream” back in 2004?
Howard Dean, the former governor of Vermont, was running for president in the Democratic primaries that year. He was a rising star in the Democratic Party and would go on to become the party chair from 2005 through 2009. He would be credited with the successful and aggressive Fifty-State Strategy.
Now I’m going to let you try to get back to normal breathing again. I know you were stunned to read that at some point in recent history, a Democratic strategy could be characterized as “aggressive.” Truth is, the ascendance of Bill Clinton the previous decade had been a hugely aggressive, kick ’em when they’re down and don’t let ’em back up offensive orchestrated by James Carville, who is to the contemporary Democratic Party what Flip Wilson was to television. That is, recognizable pretty much only to history geeks.
Carville and Dean in successive decades goaded, spurred, and otherwise kicked the party in the seat of the pants, leading it to victory.
Now, the verbs goad, spur, and kick are as foreign to Democratic strategists as democracy itself is to the MAGA crowd.
Anyway, Howard Dean, the night of the Iowa caucuses in January 2004, stood before his supporters and cheer-led them. Sounds pretty innocuous, right? It wasn’t. He hollered and shook his fist. The Fox News universe went bananas, replaying his howls and gestures until, at last, he appeared to be a raving lunatic. Whgich is precisely what Fox News wanted.
It became a scandal. Dean was finished as a viable candidate for president. He folded his tent and the party did its mea culpas as if they’d been caught lotting the US Treasury. Democratic voters ran from him as if he were a house on fire.
Golly, that’s ancient history, isn’t it?
Now, the lot of us wouldn’t abandon our candidate if he or she…, oh, let’s say, shot somebody on Fifth Avenue, made fun of a handicapped person, bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, fomented a violent insurrection at the US Capitol, or any other conceivable heretofore death sentence blunder. The Democrats, having come to that chauvinistic position relatively late (too late, in fact for the likes of Dean and Al Franken (although Teddy Kennedy 56 years ago did get away with leaving the scene of a vehicular homicide, but members of his family had a special dispensation), are now as locked in to their candidates, no matter what, as much as the Republicans are.
So, yeah, political scandals do not matter anymore.






