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951 Words: Celebrity

Bob Dylan has been a world-renowned star for some 60 years. Chappell Roan has been one for about six months.

New to the game or an old vet, every celebrity struggles in a way you and I can’t imagine. “Fame,” wrote clinical psychologist and journalist Donna Rockwell, “is a dangerous drug.”

Way back in the 1980s when Madonna burst onto the global scene, she was quoted as saying she dreamed of becoming a star as a small child, and had dedicated her life to that end ever since. She didn’t mention dreaming of being a singer or a dancer or an actor or a  songwriter or any of the things she eventually became famous for. No. She dreamed only of being famous. That other stuff was detail.

We hear similar things all too often when some loon opens fire in an elementary school or takes a shot at a political candidate or explodes a bomb outside a public building. Investigators, sifting through the suspects’ diaries and social media posts, find that he’d done his awful deed because he wanted the world to know who he was.

The world. Eight billion-plus people.

I might add to Rockwell’s characterization of renown that it is also powerful. Perhaps it’s as potent as heroin or fentanyl. Maybe even more so.

So alluring is fame that people happily devote their lives to getting and keeping it. I doubt anybody out there taking her or his first hit of fetty thinks, “Golly gee, I hope I get addicted to this shit real soon!”

Addiction is the unintended consequence of using for a lot of mind- and mood-altering substances. When it comes to that other dope, fame, addiction all too often is the goal.

I’ve often wondered why anybody would want to be President of the United States. You can’t take a walk, on a whim, down to the corner for an ice cream cone. You can’t spent an aimless Saturday afternoon browsing at a flea market. You’re constantly surrounded by Secret Service agents, aides, advisors, and hangers-on. For pity’s sake, you can’t even move your bowels in utter private. A whole gang of people is bound to hear your ministrations. Yet, should you be elected POTUS, you’re guaranteed to be one of the two or three most famous people on the planet.

Seems like a crappy trade-off.

I bring this up because I read this morning that Chappell Roan, the newbie to this fame stuff, just cancelled a big appearance this weekend at a two-city festival called All Things Go. She would have been one of the star attractions, if not the headliner.

When promoters put together a huge shebang like this, they’re banking (literally) on all the scheduled acts showing up. Chappell Roan dropping out is one of the entertainment business’s mortal sins. The show, the saying goes, must go on.

But it won’t with Chappell Roan today and tomorrow.

She announced her withdrawal yesterday, the last minute as it were, on Instagram. She wrote:

I apologize to people who have been waiting to see me in NYC & DC this weekend at All Things Go, but I am unable to perform. Things have gotten overwhelming over the past few weeks and I am really feeling it. I feel pressures to prioritize a lot of things right now and I need a few days to prioritize my health. I want to be present when I perform and give the best shows possible. Thank you for understanding. Be back soon xox.

Scads of CR fans’ll be devastated by the news. The promoters likely are chewing their fingernails. When I read about this development I thought, “Good for her!”

The sudden fame that has descended upon the legally-named Kayleigh Amstutz and all the responsibilities and worries that accompany it just might have killed her had she not come to the conclusion that she has to take a break. Seemingly every celebrity memoir includes chapters on the authors’ pill-popping, booze-gulping, needle-plunging self-medication to keep up with the demands of touring and recording, the endless string of personal appearances, and the burden of keeping the shows on schedules because so many people’s livelihoods depend on them.

Celebs from Elvis Presley to Michael Jackson to Prince to Lady Gaga gobbled substances to pump up their energy for each show and then to wind down and get to sleep afterward. Lady Gaga, for instance has been quoted as saying:

I was smoking up to 15, 20 marijuana cigarettes a day with no tobacco. I was living on a totally other psychedelic plane, numbing myself completely.

Fifteen to 20 spliffs a day! Jeez, I love my little herbal pastime but 15-20 such nails would last me months! Then again, I don’t have to grapple with the rigors of fame.

Celebrity and its accoutrements indeed are dangerous. I’d say just ask Judy Garland, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Belushi, Matthew Perry, Tom Petty, Chyna, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse, Heath Ledger, Chris Farley, River Phoenix, Keith Moon, Brian Jones, and Marilyn Monroe, only they’re dead. And not of old age or cancer or any of the things that kill non-celebrities.

They’re all dead, to be sure, for reasons particular to each of them. But each of them appeared to be coping with that most powerful and dangerous drug, fame. One drug led to another. And another. And…, well, you get the idea.

If Chappell Roan is slamming the brakes on her speeding fame freight train in order to get her life under control, then she is admirable. I don’t know if she’s been doing drugs, legal or not, to handle the pressure but — guaranteed — the allure has to be there.

Perhaps she has concluded that fame really sucks.

Hot Air

A Prayer

Opponents of same-sex marriage, acc’d’g to news reports, are holding prayer vigils today near the federal courthouse in Cincinnati.

They’re begging the putative creator of the Universe to intercede in Earthly affairs and prevent three appeals court judges from allowing men to marry men and women to marry women. The arguments from four states that have outlawed such marriages are to be reviewed beginning this morning.

Many pious folk are falling to their knees, desperate that their heavenly father should hear them in these perilous times.

Prayer

Think of it! In fact, allow me to employ my own formidable powers of imagination to portray the sound and feel of those prayers:

My dear lord, font of all love and forgiveness, the source of all light, my rock of morality and truth, hear my plea.

I beg of you to consider my heartfelt longing above those of passengers in an airplane that is heading into the side of a mountain, to prefer my humble wish before those whose children are dying, as we speak, of ebola infection, to act upon my deep desire at this moment, even as young women are undergoing forced genital mutilation, or are being raped, or who are watching as militias are dismembering their innocent sons and daughters. I ask you to bestow upon me your tender mercies and grant my entreaty above all those whose bodies are ravaged with cancer, with heart disease, and with lung disease. I yearn for you to hear me above those who suffer from mental illness, from poverty, from hunger. I kneel before you and wish you answer my call even as missiles arc over Gaza, as armies assemble near the Ukraine, as drug gangs behead innocent civilians, as hundreds of thousands of nameless and faceless individuals batter, stab, poison, strangle, suffocate, burn, and otherwise torment their fellow human beings.

Please, o lord, do not permit the judges to allow men who wish to kiss one another, who hope to hold and caress one another, who aspire to create a home with one another and have our god-given state sanction those acts.

Father in heaven, hear me. Look with scorn upon women who desire to remove their clothes in the presence of and in unison with other women, for this causes them to feel pleasure and allows them to express tender love for each other. All merciful one, please hear me and cause the judges to forbid women who love one another from visiting each other in the hospital, from inheriting each others’ belongings, and from receiving any potential tax credits or benefits as this will lead to the end of our faithful civilization.

With piety I beseech you, dear god. With love in my heart, with boundless compassion and clemency, I call upon you to fuck those queers bad.

Amen.

I wonder if god will listen.

The Sanctity Of Life

Don’t know if you’ve caught this yet, but a woman named Jenny Kutner wrote about discovering she was pregnant last week in Salon.com. The first thing she felt after making the discovery was anguish. She wrote that the positive reading on her home pregnancy test made her heart “start pounding so loud I really could hear it in my ears, just like in the movies. I left the bathroom with the test in my hand and went to go show my boyfriend, who held me while I cried and shook and tried to catch my breath.”

That doesn’t sound like the joyous beginning the anti-abortionists would have us believe all conceptions are.

Kutner continues: “What I definitely, definitely don’t want, immeasurably more than I don’t want to have an abortion, is to be pregnant or have a child.”

So she makes an appointment to have an abortion.

Planned Parenthood

Her piece, entitled, “I’m Having An Abortion This Weekend,” reveals her thoughts and fears in the days preceding the procedure. For my dough, she truly grasps how important human life is.

You’re On Your Own, Users

More than 11,000 Indiana residents have received treatment for drug addiction since 2010, thanks to a federal grant program called Access to Recovery.

It’s not easy at all to shake the monkey off your back. Addicts need help. They can’t do it alone.

Addiction

We’ve learned, too, that it costs more to repair the damage done to individuals and society by drug addiction than it does to help addicts get off the stuff. Of course, that doesn’t matter one bit to our esteemed legislators in Washington. Earlier this year, Congress slashed funding for ATR. Now Indiana won’t get any more federal dollars for its programs.

ATR-funded programs in 11 Indiana counties will be forced to cut off aid to many addicts as well as to fire a significant number of staffers.

And you thought this was a do-nothing Congress.