Hot & Cold
Books are flying out of Bloomington authors’ computers at a dizzying rate. For instance, prince of the city Tony Brewer, has just released a verse collection entitled Hot Type Cold Read.
Renaissance Man
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It’s his second, following up Little Glove in a Big Hand.
Tony Brewer is a sound effects savant, golden-throated announcer (he’s one of the voices of the Bleeding Heartland Rollergirls), screenwriter, e-typesetter, and, natch, poet extraordinaire. Is there anything this guy can’t do?
Pick up his book as soon as you can, otherwise you’ll be left in the dust.
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Sex Symbol
Alright, I’ll admit here and now before the assembled Pencillistas and the rest of the world.
Elizabeth Warren is hot.
She’s sexy.
Yes, Sexy.
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Honest.
If I weren’t madly in L with The Loved One already, I’d go for a dame like the junior senator from Mass.
BTW: How weird is Murrica? These are the top four autofills when a Google user types in the word Elizabeth:
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Elizabeth Smart
- Elizabeth Olsen
- Elizabeth Banks
Proof
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FYI: E No. 1 is a long-dead film icon, No. 2 is a former kidnapping victim, No. 3 is the younger sister of the skeletal Olsen twins, and No. 4 is, I have learned, some blonde actress. Elizabeth Warren is not to be found. Sigh.
Anyway, my definition of hotness in a woman includes the traits plain spoken, caring, smart, strong, and dedicated. That’s E. Warren, no?
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