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Every August, I celebrate two dates that are meaningful in my personal history.

The greatest, most exciting moment of my sports fandom life occurred on August 19, 1969. My sister and her then-husband took me and their kids to the Cubs game at Wrigley Field. I’d been staying with my sister’s family that August because Riis Park day camp was finished and my mother, who worked at the local dime store, was afraid I might burn down the house if I were left alone. The Cubs had just come back to town from a successful road trip. They were far out in front in their division, 31 games over .500. The whole city was ecstatic. Everyone knew — knew — the Cubs were headed toward their first World Series since World War II. I actually had a six-inch-diameter Cubbie pin (see a pic of me wearing it in 2016 in the gallery below):

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The gang of us were just about the last people in the ballpark that day. The place was packed. The only seats we could find were high up in the centerfield bleachers, underneath the scoreboard. Wrigley was rockin’. The sun was shining and Kenny Holtzman was on the mound. He actually lived just across the Little League diamonds from my sister in Schiller Park, near O’Hare Airport. He had a white Pontiac convertible. Every time we saw it in his apartment building parking lot, we loitered around it in hopes he’d come out and invite us to come inside and become his best friends. And, of course, Ron Santo was a fixture at third base, the best third baseman in the National league and proprietor of his eponymous pizza parlor in Park Ridge. Santo hit a first inning home run with a couple of guys on base and that’s all the Cubs needed that day as Holtzman pitched a no-hitter. After the last out, fans jumped over the bleacher walls and stormed the field. The Cubs mobbed Holtzman as if they’d just won the final game of the World Series (which we all knew — knew — they were going to do that year). I thought I’d died and gone to heaven.

The other date, actually a week of dates, was August 26-29, 1968. The Democrats came to town that week to nominate Hubert H. Humphrey as their candidate for president. He’d go up against the Republican Richard M. Nixon, whom we all knew was a punchline. Bobby Kennedy had been killed nearly three months before but, damn it, we were still gonna win the election. And we were all still mourning the death in early April of Martin Luther King, Jr. Nevertheless, the good guys would win. We knew — knew — it. Who’d be loopy enough to vote for Tricky Dick?

Only the SDS, led by Tom Hayden; the Yippies, led by Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin; the Mobe (National Mobilization Committee to End the War in Vietnam), led by David Dellinger; and many others converged on the city to protest the godforsaken, idiotic war in Southeast Asia. Mayor Richard J. Daley was panicky. He wasn’t about to let the city be taken over by long-haired, commie, radical, beatnik, drug-taking, sex-enjoying hippie-dippie punks. His cops already had beaten the hell out of peaceful anti-war protesters one April Saturday afternoon in the Loop and they were itching to break more heads. The National Guard backed them up with fixed bayonets attached to their loaded rifles. This time, the world’s television cameras caught all the action. It would be labeled a “police riot” by the Walker Report.

Both August events in successive years when I was 12 and 13 helped form the adult me. The Cubs in ’69, immediately after Holtzman’s no-hitter, would go into a swoon and lose to the heretofore risible Mets. That taught me all joy was fleeting and disappointment was something I not only needed to prepare for, I had to learn how to accept it and move on. The convention and the protests in ’68 radicalized me. I came to detest The Man and always identify with the rebels, the outsiders, the ones who risked life and limb to raise hell against those in power. That lesson is coming in awfully handy now, in the year 2025.

August, when I was a kid, was always the last month of summer vacation. Except for me, for two formative years of my life, it was the month of my schooling.

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THE QUOTE

“I look at an ant and I see myself: a native South African, endowed by nature with a strength much greater than my size so I might cope with the weight of a racism that crushes my spirit.” — Miriam Makeba

THE COLOR OF FEAR

NPR’s Linda Wertheimer this morning on Weekend Edition Sunday pointed out that this year’s presidential election will be the first in our history in which no one on the major parties’ tickets is a WASP.

Perhaps that explains why so many people are freaked out — still — about Barack Obama.

See? See? That’s The Nazi Salute!

The world that every American once knew and too many are terrified to leave, is gone.

And speaking of terrifying, yet another music star has blown verbal chunks about the Prez. Hank Williams, Jr., who last year compared Barack Obama to Hitler (natch, they were both half-black men who studied at Harvard Law), now ups the ante. Yesterday, the man who once asked Are you ready for some football?, declared the President of the United States to be a Muslim who not only hates the military but the rest of the nation, for good measure.

Proof!

Williams, Jr. sings something called “Take Back Our Country.” He needn’t add, …From all those scary brown people.

LET’S GO TO INDIANA!

Lauren Spierer’s disappearance last year raised a puzzler.

Why do so many Indiana University students come from suburban New York City?

IU’s Prep School Attendance Boundaries

With a record 7590 freshmen expected to attend IU this semester, many of them will come from  the tri-state area including New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut. The Spierer family hails from Edgemont, north of the big city.

Edgemont is a part of the town of Greenville in Westchester County, a tony enclave that through the years has been home to the likes of Linda McCartney, Bugsy Seigel, Walter Winchell, and Billy Collins, the former US poet laureate.

It’s funny how certain campuses become desirable destinations for specific matriculate populations. For instance, it was well-known in my old Chicago area that the University of Wisconsin in Madison drew a disproportionate number of northwest suburban Jewish kids.

I suppose the Madison thing makes sense because it falls into that Goldilocks zone for college students: far enough away from mom and dad to not worry that they can drop in at a moment’s notice but near enough to dash back home for a laundry run and a good warm meal, PRN.

Bloomington, Indiana seems an odd choice for Eastern Seaboard kids and their megalopolis classmates who might want to run back home in a six-hour or less drive.

Any ideas?

GLEE

Indulge me for a moment. Today is the 43rd anniversary of the most exciting moment I’ve ever experienced as a rabid Chicago Cubs fan.

On the afternoon of Tuesday, August 19th, 1969, my fave Cubs pitcher, Kenny Holtzman, tossed a no-hitter against the mighty Atlanta Braves.

Bliss

The Braves that afternoon were led by one Henry Louis Aaron, who’d go on to become baseball’s all-time home run king.

The sun was bright, a pleasant lake wind blew in from the northeast, and the Cubs were in first place, on their way to their first World Series since World War II and — fingers crossed — their first championship since the Peloponnesian War.

In a summer during which two human beings had stepped on the moon and nearly half a million people jammed Max Yasgur’s farm just to be able to brag to their grandchildren that they’d attended Woodstock, the Cubs racing for a World Series was the most jaw-dropping miracle yet.

And the high point of the season was Kenny’s gem.

Basking In The Glory

I watched that game from a bleacher seat under the centerfield scoreboard at Wrigley Field.

I was 13 years old.

Even now, nearly half a century later, I still believe had I died that afternoon, I’d have gone happy.

Have pity on this aching soul: don’t ask me to recount the ensuing weeks. Nor, for that matter, the ensuing decades.

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Sunday, August 19, 2012

Oliver WineryCreekbend Vineyard tour; Noon-2pm

Monroe County Public Library — Basic Literacy Tutor Training, session 2 of 4; 1:30-5pm

◗ IU Wells-Metz TheatreDrama, “Solana”; 2pm

◗ IU Bill Armstrong StadiumHoosier women’s soccer vs. Ohio; 2pm

Bryan ParkOutdoor concert: O2R Blues Band; 6:30pm

Bear’s PlaceRyder Film Series: “The Well Digger’s Daughter”; 7pm

◗ IU CinemaFilm: “Beasts of the Southern Wild”; 7pm

The BluebirdBoDeans; 8pm

The BishopJamaican Queens, Fly Painted Feathers; 9pm

ONGOING:

◗ Ivy Tech Waldron CenterExhibits:

  • “40 Years of Artists from Pygmalion’s”; through September 1st

◗ IU Art MuseumExhibits:

  • “A Tribute to William Zimmerman,” wildlife artist; through September 9th

  • Willi Baumeister, “Baumeister in Print”; through September 9th

  • Annibale and Agostino Carracci, “The Bolognese School”; through September 16th

  • “Contemporary Explorations: Paintings by Contemporary Native American Artists”; through October 14th

  • David Hockney, “New Acquisitions”; through October 21st

  • Utagawa Kuniyoshi, “Paragons of Filial Piety”; through fall semester 2012

  • Julia Margaret Cameron, Edward Weston, & Harry Callahan, “Intimate Models: Photographs of Husbands, Wives, and Lovers”; through December 31st

  • “French Printmaking in the Seventeenth Century”; through December 31st

◗ IU SoFA Grunwald GalleryExhibits:

  • Coming — Media Life; August 24th through September 15th

  • Coming — Axe of Vengeance: Ghanaian Film Posters and Film Viewing Culture; August 24th through September 15th

◗ IU Kinsey Institute Gallery“Ephemeral Ink: Selections of Tattoo Art from the Kinsey Institute Collection”; through September 21st

◗ IU Lilly LibraryExhibit, “Translating the Canon: Building Special Collections in the 21st Century”; through September 1st

◗ IU Mathers Museum of World CulturesClosed for semester break, reopens Tuesday, August 21st

Monroe County History CenterPhoto exhibit, “Bloomington: Then and Now” by Bloomington Fading; through October 27th