“All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree.” — James Madison
So, Richard Lugar was “too moderate.”
Say that to yourself: too moderate.
That was the Me Party charge against the ancient US Senator from Indiana.
And that’s what lost him the 2012 Republican primary.
It’s a contradiction, an oxymoron. It’s like saying a guy is of extremely medium height. Or the weather has been unbearably mild.
In others words, Richard Lugar was thrown out of office because he wanted to work with the opposition party in the Senate.
And again, Dems, don’t get all huffy and righteous over this. Most of the criticism of Barack Obama from his own “loyalists” has been that’s he’s too willing to strike deals with the GOP. Hell, I’ve raked him over the coals for it.
But it occurs to me that moderation and compromise are the qualities that make just about every human relationship — from marriage to democracy — work.
GOP Winner Richard Mourdock Promises Not To Work Well With Others
But see, we don’t want relationships any more, I suppose. And most especially, the Me Party-ists don’t want relationships. They want their way. And if they don’t get it, why then there’ll be hell to pay.
Another thing occurs to me now — the Me Party-ists are the definitive Americans of the 21st Century. They are the New Ugly Americans.
A BEAUTIFUL MIND
I voted for Shelli Yoder in the Dem primary for strategic reasons. She’s the only one among the five candidates for the nomination for US Congress from Indiana’s 9th District who can beat Republican Todd Young in the November election.
I would have been equally happy with Jonathan George or Bob Winningham, strictly from a philosophical angle. John Tilford, too, only he never had a chance in this race and he knew it (I got that inside info from an impeccable source.) As for John Griffin Miller, well, I hope he had fun running — because his candidacy was a lark.
But Shelli can win over a lot of central and southern Indianans outside the former Soviet Socialist Republic of Bloomington (BSSR) because she’s exceedingly charming and pretty. Don’t yell at me for typing that — I’m just the messenger here. Most people vote for gut reasons, not because they’ve spent hours poring over position papers and contemplating the issues of the day.
I’ll say it again, there’s a lot more to Shelli Yoder than her shayna punim (relax, it’s not a dirty term; look it up in your Yiddish dictionary). Being a former Miss Indiana and the second runner-up in the 1993 Miss America pageant will make a lot of people much more comfortable voting for a Democratic woman, though.
In this case, the Dems have to use every edge they’ve got.
THE COLOR OF MONEY
Rothko’s “Orange, Red, Yellow”
Mark Rothko has been dead since 1970, so all that dough isn’t going to benefit him terribly much.
Capitalism’s a really weird system, no?
The world’s biggest bags of wind are due to arrive in Chicago in a week and a half.
See, the leaders of the NATO member nations are gathering in my hometown to discuss how they can further carve up the planet.
The 2012 NATO Summit will run for two days, May 20th and 21st. Not only will the presidents, prime ministers, and otherwise-titled bosses of the NATO states be in attendance, but so will their Secretaries of State, Foreign Ministers, Defense Ministers, and miscellaneous social delinquents.
Naturally, this presents a golden opportunity for the more snappish among the citizenry to cause mayhem.
At the low end of the threat level, some bandanna’d anarchists might embarrass Rahm’s Town, say, by tossing a stink bomb into McCormick Place. On the other hand, there’s the very real danger that some bad guys might try to harm the people who have the generally-accepted right to harm the rest of us when it benefits them and their countries.
So, the security apparatuses of the various nations have agreed to turn my ex-fair city into a prison camp for those couple of days. Everybody’s getting into the act. The Chicago cops are preparing for Armageddon, the FBI is spying on everybody who sneezes the wrong way, the US Secret Service will be on the lookout for people carrying fingernail clippers, and even downtown businesses are prepping their employees for the festivities.
According to news reports, Loop firms are advising their people to dress down on the days of the Summit. The wearing of suits and wingtips, apparently, might induce some wild-eyed radicals to attack. The idea, I guess, is that they’ll think the guy in pinstripes walking down Wabash Avenue with a cup of coffee in one hand and the Sun-Times in the other just might be British Prime Minister David Cameron. And you know wild-eyed radicals — next thing you know the poor schlub has a pie in the face (or worse).
“That Guy In The Suit, It’s The German Defense Minister! Get ‘Im!”
Here’s my solution to the problem: next time these chuckleheads want to get together, send them to some way out of the way place where they won’t mess up the lives of innocent, ordinary citizens.
You know, the G-8 bosses were scheduled to meet this spring in Chicago as well — that is, until radical activists’ plans to descend on the city became known. Then the State Department moved the confab to Camp David, Maryland, where security is easier and the population is virtually nil.
But they did that for the comfort and ease of the big boys (and girls) involved, not for the little guys and gals on the streets of Chicago.
Ah, the privileges of power.
Electron Pencil event listings: Music, art, movies, lectures, parties, receptions, benefits, plays, meetings, fairs, conspiracies, rituals, etc.
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
◗ IU Mathers Museum of World Cultures — Exhibits, “Blended Harmonies: Music and Religion in Nepal”; through July 1st — “Esse Quam Videri (To Be, Rather than To Be Seen): Muslim Self Portraits; through June 17th — “From the Big Bang to the World Wide Web: The Origins of Everything”; through July 1st
◗ IU Kinsey Institute Gallery — Exhibit, “Man as Object: Reversing the Gaze”; through June 29th
◗ Ivy Tech Waldron Arts Center — Exhibits at various galleries: Angela Hendrix-Petry, Benjamin Pines, Nate Johnson, and Yang Chen; all through May 29th
◗ Trinity Episcopal Church — Art exhibit, “Creation,” collaborative mosaic tile project; through May 31st
◗ Monroe County Public Library — Art exhibit, “Muse Whisperings,” water color paintings by residents of Sterling House; through May 31st
◗ Monroe County History Center — Photo exhibit, “Bloomington: Then and Now” by Bloomington Fading; through October 27th
◗ Bloomington High School North — Spring concert, Southern Indiana Wind Ensemble; 7pm
◗ Butler University, Clowes Hall — Garrison Keillor; 7:30pm
◗ Cafe Django — Media Noche Trio + 1; 7:30-9:30pm
The Media Noche Trio
◗ Max’s Place — Open mic; sign up begins at 5:30pm, music begins at 7:30pm
◗ Harmony School — Contra dancing; 8-10:30pm
◗ IU Kirkwood Observatory — Star-gazing Open House, rain or shine; 9pm
◗ Bear’s Place — Brian Johnson & the Acquitted, Michael McFarland, Brian Fortner; 9pm
◗ The Bluebird — The Personal; 9pm
◗ The Bishop — The Strange Boys, William Tyler & the Constants; 9:30pm
The Strange Boys
◗ Jake’s Nightclub — Battle of the bands; 10pm