Hot Air: Party Poopers

It was a little blip on the political radar screen during the just-past election. Did it alter the results? Hell no. But it was awfully indicative of the Democrats’ inability — from the small town level all the way up to Hillary Clinton’s campaign — to offer voters any reason to vote for them other than obsessively shrieking, The Other Guy’s a Jerk.

The Indiana state democratic party a few weeks before the election sent out a mailer targeted to Republicans and conservative Democrats. It said, in essence, if you’re a good conservative, then carpetbagger Trey Hollingsworth is not the guy for you. Rather, vote for an “Indiana native,” Libertarian Russell Brooksbank.

It did not tout the party’s own candidate, Shelli Yoder. It didn’t even mention her.

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Yoder & Hollingsworth

Hollingsworth is the son of privilege who moved to the Hoosier State in the fall of 2015, solely for the purpose — it is said — of running for Congress from Indiana’s 9th District. Hollingsworth’s old man reportedly dumped $4 million in cash into his boy’s war chest. Democrat Shelli Yoder raised cain about it but voters apparently couldn’t have cared less, electing Hollingsworth by a healthy 14 percent.

The party thought the race would be neck and neck. Some polls had showed Yoder and Hollingsworth dead even as late as a week before the election. State-level Dem strategists figured anything we can do to chip a vote or two away from Hollingsworth has got to be good.

It turns out the Dems needed to chip away upwards of 50,000 votes. No matter.

What does matter is the strategy itself. Yoder sold a fairly healthy package of proposals and philosophies. Still, the party felt the need to rely on its stale shriek.

Sez one party insider: “The mailer’s irrelevant. It’s not a story. It didn’t affect the outcome one way or the other.

Another insider argues: “It left the state party with egg on its face and was an embarrassment for Shelli.”

I’ll quibble with with Insider No. 1 only in pointing out the mailer damned well is a story — it screams of the dearth of creativity and understanding among those who make decisions within the Democratic Party, at all levels, in this year of somebody’s lord, 2016.

And my sole quibble with Insider No.2 is the entire goddamned election left all Democrats with egg on their faces. This was just one minute speck of albumen.

Hot Air: Working On Commissions

I was all for Steve Volan’s parking commission legislation until I found out how many commissions Bloomington already has.

As the Herald Times editorialized yesterday AM: “This commission would be No. 38 in the world of boards, commissioners and committees being operated in the very inclusive mechanism that’s called city government.”

Jeez, and I though I was breezy.

Anyway, simple math tells us that’s one commission for every 2162 citizens of this thriving megalopolis. Which, by golly, might be an idea. Think of it — the city council could create a commission for each bloc of the citizenry totaling that many warm bodies. Whenever one or several members of that bloc has a beef with the mayor or the parking ticket scribbler or the garbage collector, they’d simply go to their commission for redress. Maybe they’d get satisfaction and maybe they wouldn’t. Pretty much the way it works now.

Anyway, Mayor John Hamilton nixed Volan’s parking commission that’d been passed 7-0-1 by the council a couple of weeks back. Wednesday night the council overturned Hamilton’s veto 9-0. Clearly the message was: “Don’t fk with us, mister.” The councilpeople wouldn’t put it in quite that coarse a manner, although a smack-down is a smack-down no matter how genteel the smacker’s rhetoric.

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Face Off

Now, Hamilton will be docile for the time being.

And Volan gets to puff out his chest. Of course, he won’t do so blatantly. His parking commission is a needed civic advancement, he’ll say, and he’s right. As long as it’s folded into some other, related commission, I’ll say.

Still, Volan gets to say, should he so choose, The mayor handed me political capital on a platter.

His colleagues on the council no doubt will share in the buffet.

Keep in mind Hamilton wasn’t averse to a the idea of a commission that’d handle the thicket of parking issues in this growing city. Just that, well…, maybe we don’t need a brand spanking new body that’ll stand alone.

“While adding one more commission may not itself seem a significant drain on staff resources,” Hamilton argued, “collectively, the total number of hours committed to staffing these groups is very substantial. I would encourage a joint effort in reviewing the values of these bodies prior to adding a 38th to the list.”

Volan digs commissions, though. In his councilmanic.us blog post trumpeting the passage of the parking body earlier this month, he pointed out its hoped-for ability to avail itself of innovative thought, new research, complex data analysis, and other quant-y and academe-ish practices:

My take is, these days we have science now…. For too long, though, we’ve been making parking decisions ad hoc.

The spanking-new commission would ponder the following parking precepts:

  • Meters as behavior-modification devices rather than revenue generators
  • Creating available spaces more evenly distributed throughout the downtown area
  • Using meter revenue to implement the city’s master growth plan

Further, he exhorted the common wo/man to apply for a position on the new body and then he went a step further: “While you’re at it, you might as well apply for other boards if they look interesting to you. You’ll see from the listing page that we have vacancies.”

His heart is in the right place. In this sense, he hearkens back to those prehistoric days when Frank McCloskey and Charlotte Zietlow led a bunch of ragtag, scrappy outsiders to an astounding upset election victory in 1971, turning Bloomington’s city hall from Republican to Democratic overnight. (Although it’s well to note the city remained a one-party town despite the revolution.) The insurgent Dems had promised to give a voice to all citizens in a council and a mayor’s office that’d previously been run as tightly as Rome’s College of Cardinals after the death of a pope.

In any case, the parking commission’s definitely a thing now and they-ain’t nothin’ the mayor can do about it. Fine. The ground rules and parameters have been set in the tug of war between Hamilton and the council nine.

Nevertheless, the council ought to take Hamilton’s advice and look to consolidate the unwieldy commission set-up here. Either that or give me my own commission.

Bishop Banter

The Bishop Bar boss, Steve Westrich, joined me yesterday on Big Talk. Catch the WFHB Daily Local News feature here, and the full-length, unedited original interview here.

Big Talk is off next week as the WFHB news operation falls back on its usual Thanksgiving week fare of canned, syndicated programming and repeats of local shows that’ve made a splash over the previous year. My guest the week after should be award-winning poet Catherine Bowman, lately of Indiana University but originally from Texas. I’m telling you, IU poets are all the rage these days, as Catherine is still trying to squeeze in a couple of hours to join me at the studio. This after I had been planning to have another award-winning poet, Ross Gay, on the December 2nd show, but Gay’s hopping around the country on a jet plane these days, as his ongoing rare bestselling-poetry-author tour continues.

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Ross Gay’s latest compendium of meter, Catalog of Unabashed Gratitude, is the biggest selling title for 2016 at the Book Corner — what, you expected it to be President-elect L’il Duce‘s dyspeptic, bitter, naturally self-serving Crippled America? (BTW, no link for that title — our new demagogue-in-chief can peddle his chintzy wares on his own time). Gay’ll be a Big Talker sooner rather than later.

Catherine Bowman is no slouch in the bookselling biz herself. She’s penned four collections of poetry and her work has appeared in no fewer than six editions of the Best American Poetry series. Stay tuned here for further developments in the great Dec. 2nd Big Talk guest sweepstakes.

Hot Air: Talkin’ Thursday

Don’t forget, The Bishop Bar proprietor, Steve Westrich, will be my guest on Big Talk this evening on WFHB‘s Daily Local News.

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The DLN begins at 5:30pm and Big Talk normally comes on around 5:45. And, of course, I’ll provide links to the feature podcast and the original, unedited interview with Steve after air time, here.

Keep listening and keep reading, babies!

Laugh-Track Life

Speaking of The Bishop, Bloomington’s own Sitcom Theatre is slated to give a benefit performance there for the food pantry, Mother Hubbard’s Cupboard, Thursday, December 8.

Founded two years ago by Bethy Squires and William McHenry, Sitcom Theater presents scripted-cum-improvised  takes on, you guessed it, sitcoms. The troupe started off doing its version of the 1990s cultural touchstone, Friends.

BTW: Good luck to SC co-founder and recent Big Talk guest Squires, who has scored a plum gig as a researcher for a current sitcom and is set to relo to LA the day after tomorrow.

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Bethy Squires

 

Hot Air: Rising From The Ashes…

… Or at least from the stinky, oily soot.

Yep, The Book Corner is scheduled to be back in business in about two weeks. Target date for us to throw the doors open for real, if all goes well, is Friday, December 2nd. Who knows? Perhaps if the book gods smile upon us, we may even re-open a day or two sooner. Stay tuned here for breaking news on that front.

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It turns out proprietor Margaret Taylor carried a sweet insurance policy as a hedge against a catastrophe — or a near-one like the overnight electrical fire that put us out of business Monday evening or Tuesday morning. No one knows exactly when it happened but sometime after the store was closed Monday at 8:00pm and when Margaret showed up for work the next AM at about 7:30, an oscillating fan had burst into flames, tumbled to the floor, burned through the tile flooring and substrate, and ignited a few greeting card spinners before it magically went out.

The mini-blaze did produce an ungodly amount of smoke-stink and sticky black soot that covered virtually all our inventory — books, magazines, calendars, day planners, greeting cards, blank journals, and all the rest. Acc’d’g to Margaret’s insurance company, we’ll be rebuilt (we’ll need a new floor; it’ll be hardwood, I understand, woo-hoo!), repainted, fire-damage restored, and completely restocked over this week and next.

So don’t shed any tears for us, Bloomingtina. Just sock some dollars away from your Black Friday budget — better yet, don’t even honor that silly “tradition” — and do your early Christmas shopping with us, starting — fingers crossed — the first Friday in December.

Nice to know not all news these days is bad, isn’t it?

Tell It, Jackson!

It’s not unusual to see on our fair megalopolis’s sidewalks IU Maurer School of Law professor Christie Ochoa dragging in tow her three fast-growing young lads. All of them love to read books and one of them, Jackson, even made a little video love letter to the Book Corner a couple of years ago.

Here, groove on it again and again as you sit in your darkened cubbyhole, waiting for us to reopen in two weeks.

 

Hot Air

… It’s Strictly Business

Let’s not kid ourselves. L’il Duce asked for high-level security clearances for his spawn not because he wants their help in averting a terrorist attack but because he wants them to jam their fingers and thumbs into the entire global business pie.

He wants them to know all there is to be known about this holy land’s newest business partner, the Rossijskaya Federacija, or in Cyrillic…

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… or, in god’s own American English, Russia.

This is your new, improved holy land, babies. The wedding date for the United States of America and Russia is set for January 20, 2017. L’il Duce and the blushing bride have been sleeping together for a while now.

The American Right has been gossiping — approvingly — about the pairing for a few years. The Right’s darling, Sarah Palin, swooned over Russia’s poster boy, Vladimir Putin, seemingly from the day she was thrust upon our nation’s consciousness.

The irony is beyond delicious. The Right made its bones in the second half of the 20th Century by demonizing all things Soviet, communist, socialist, and Russian. Not that they necessarily were wrong in doing so. Joe Stalin and his gang were the moral equivalent of A. Hitler. Stalin’s successors, including Brezhnev, Chernenko, Andropov, and other variously-titled strongmen, were only slightly less satanic than he. Or at least not so dramatically brazen about their mass-murdering, secret-policing, free-speech-crushing ways. But anyone here who suggested we try avoid hydrogen bombing each other — and, by extension, the rest of the planet — into the stone age was branded un-American, silly as a babbling infant, weak, and maybe even homosexual.

Putin’s Russia is now run by hyper-capitalist demi-mobsters rather than Lenin- and Trotsky-quoting apparatchiks. In other words, L’il Duce‘s and the Right’s kind of people.

The Trump/Putin Family will enjoy all the gifts, especially cash. Don’t expect thank you cards.

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I Demand To Know…

As you know, L’Il Duce as a potential president has been almost wholly a corporate media creation. His was, at first, a situation comedy storyline, then it turned into a cliffhanger, and finally a heartbreaking tragedy. All the different incarnations of the Trump story were just that — stories. TV and dead-tree media these days traffic in nothing but “stories,” as defined by Don Hewitt, the creator of 60 Minutes. Stories garner audiences. Audiences beget ad revenue. To quote Les Moonves, CEO of CBS, on the Trump phenomenon, “It may not be good for America, but it’s damn good for CBS.”

Studs Terkel, one of my idols, wasn’t a journalist under the accepted definition of the term today — in fact, today’s Journalism — oops, sorry, I mean Media — School professors would scoff at the notion Studs was a reporter. He didn’t, after all, go into a decades-long, crushing  debt to earn a J-school degree. He didn’t read the right scriptures  and practice the proper rites of uncovering the news, nor did he write enough term papers extolling the canon. He wasn’t accredited by the high, holy sachems of the priesthood.

But he dug and wheedled and he insisted and he demanded answers. Who does that today? I once spoke to a class of IU J-school students and said to them, “Don’t treat the mayor or the state representative or the county clerk with fawning deference. You are their equal. When you get them on the phone, address them, respectfully, by title at first and then call them by their first names.” Oh, the prof almost had a heart attack. No, no, no! he said, springing out of his chair.

My little lecture abruptly came to an end.

Studs used to say a journalist’s most important asset was the ability to ask “the impertinent question.”

Tacit in that phrase was the exhortation: Be impertinent.

Impertinence would have been one reporter, somewhere, sometime along the campaign trail demanding of Trump, “Why did you make fun of that guy with the deformed arm?”

And when Trump would deny it, to follow up with, “What makes you think you can lie about it when we have photos and video of you doing it?”

Impertinence. A lost art in the “science” of journalism.

More Than Les

Funny thing. Were I the Les Moonves of this global communications colossus, I might have a different take on the all-too-close-to-home events of yesterday. Turns out my first post yesterday was my biggest draw this entire year.

Yep. the “Sad” post, carrying the sketchy news that the Book Corner had suffered what could be a devastating blow when fire broke out overnight in the place, attracted the highest number of page views, highest total traffic, and highest number of links to this site in the year of somebody’s lord, 2016.

So, sure, I could go all Moonves-y and crow about the fire that has (thus far) crippled a beloved Bloomington institution, “It may not have been good for Bloomington, but it was damn good for The Electron Pencil.”

‘Course, I have a sense of morality at least a touch more refined than that of the Sudanese striped hyena.

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A Low Moral Bar

Hot Air

538

So, Nate Silver’s standing on his head to repair his apparently damaged rep as a seer.

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Only 538 was never intended to be an extra-sensory visionary into the future. That mis-characterization is ours. We’ve so wanted our elections to be horse races, games that’d hold us rapt for months at a time, that we’ve flocked to news outlets and websites that give us daily — nay, hourly — dope on who’s pulling ahead or lagging behind by the merest fraction of a percentage point.

We — the collective American all — knew which pony’s nose was in front by a nasal hair at any given minute. Yet, at the same time, the candidates were rarely, if ever, grilled on their climate change plans. In fact, the prez-elect was interviewed on 60 Minutes Sunday and not once did the interviewer bring up the global environmental crisis.

So, what are many of us teed off about today? Not that L’il Duce is a climate change denier but that the polls seemed to be wrong.

With each passing day, I’m becoming more and more convinced we got what we deserved.

Passivism

So, hurray and huzzah, bunches of people got together this past weekend to tell each other and Muslims, Blacks, Latinos, the LGBTQ community, and anyone else who feels threatened now with L’il Duce preparing to take office, how much they adore them.

They all went home and congratulated themselves on how politically active they were.

They weren’t.

Until they sit down day after day, night after night in basement boiler rooms to stuff envelopes for mailers, work phone banks, knock on doors, register voters, and really, really strategize how to win elections, starting with the local dog catcher and working their way up — just as the religious right did beginning 40 years ago — all their kumbaya-ing ain’t worth a damn.

Telling people how much you love them and how you’ve got their back, is the work of best friends, paid social workers, and moms. It has its place. It doesn’t help a soul get elected, though.

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Hill (L) & Haywood’s Mug Shot

Joe Hill shortly before his death wrote a letter to Big Bill Haywood. In it, he said, “Goodbye, Bill, I die like a true blue rebel. Don’t waste time mourning. Organize!”

Oh, What A Regular Joe!

I’m hearing L’il Duce won’t take his presidential salary when he takes office. No doubt this’ll bring gasps of joy and awe from those who think that means he won’t be a pig at the trough.

Just goes to show you can fool Americans as easily as magically producing a nickel from behind a four-year-old’s ear.

His payday will be every day now that his brand has been enhanced by winning. His kids’ll start marketing steaks and casinos and bourbons and jewelry under his imprimatur and imprint. The 50 percent of the electorate that voted him in office will flock to buy Trump gewgaws and tchotchkes and the dough will roll in.

Besides, how heroic is it for a man who is purportedly worth billions to nix a half-mill a year salary? If we’re looking for successive presidents to do that, then we’re saying we only want uber-rich guys to occupy the White House.

Olio

Just wondering: When do we hit the Yoga Teacher Tipping Point?

Pretty much every American citizen is already or is in the process of becoming a yoga teacher these days. You’d have to assume they won’t have any yoga students left to teach.

That might be a problem.

Sad

I had a nice, compelling, mildly controversial post all ready to go but I spiked it. Bigger news prevails.

The Book Corner, one of my beloved homes away from home, will be closed until further notice. An electrical fire has damaged virtually all our inventory.

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Better Days

As I type this, Margaret Taylor sits in her soot-covered, smoke-infused captain’s chair waiting for the insurance adjusters to arrive. She and manager Patty Wong Swei San chased me out of the place for fear I’d inhale the particulate matter still hovering in the air.

No telling how long we’ll be closed. Stayed tuned for further news.

 

Hot Air

White Might

Spring 1989, the night of Chicago’s mayoral election. Richie Daley, son of the fabled “Boss” of the Windy City, Richard J. Daley, a multi-term mayor who’d died in office — the only way he’d ever be removed from it — had just defeated a couple of pretenders to the throne, one black and the other flamboyantly white, in a three-way race. The old man’s kid won in a route.

The victory party was being held in the ballroom of the luxurious Fairmont Hotel on East Wacker Drive. Several thousand Daley volunteers and supporters had crammed into the place. It was loud, hot and sweaty and the booze was flowing freely.

Daley himself had not made any racist appeals during his campaign. Like his daddy-o, he knew victory depended on getting plenty of votes from the city’s black south and west sides. His canvassers and precinct captains, though, were free to use any appeal they thought appropriate when ringing doorbells for him. To be sure, many reminded the white homeowners who answered their doors that Tim Evans, Daley’s main challenger, was black. That’s really all they needed to do.

Daley copped the election by a margin of more than 14 points over Evans.

Chicago’d been ruled by a couple of black men for six years. First, the loquacious and charismatic Harold Washington had stunned the city by winning in 1983 and then, after he’d collapsed at his desk with a fluttering, fat-laden heart the day after Thanksgiving 1987, a place holder, Gene Sawyer. Daley’d dispatched Sawyer with ease in the primary a couple of months earlier. This day, he’d faced Evans, the fairly popular and accomplished black alderman running on the ad-hoc Harold Washington Party ticket, and a race-baiting Dem turncoat who’d run as a Republican, Ed (Fast Eddie) Vrdolyak.

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Harold

The Fairmont ballroom was rocking. The victor would be making his appearance any minute. I’d squeezed my way in and stood, uncomfortably close, to two young men wearing natty suits who’d clearly been availing themselves of the finest victory spirits. And maybe some of the not-so finest ones. The music blared, the crowd swayed, and the two guys in front of me threw their arms over each others’ shoulders. One turned his head toward the other and shouted above the din, “Oh man! We finally got it back from the niggers!”

I decided I didn’t need to remain on the scene any longer. That was the story in a nutshell and I wrote it up as such.

Yeah, the incident depressed me. I’d voted, with great enthusiasm, twice, for Harold. I’d voted in the primary for the seat-holder, Gene Sawyer. And I’d voted that morning for Tim Evans. But somehow I knew Richie Daley himself wasn’t a real racist, deep in his heart. Sure, he was blissfully unaware of the true plight of the black woman and man, as are all white people, me included. But he wasn’t an N-dropper.

His supporters, many of them, were. N-dropping, by and large, is taboo these days. I doubt if anybody dared employ the term during L’il Duce‘s victory party last week. No matter. I know many — many — felt exactly as those two guys in front of me in the Fairmont Hotel ballroom that spring evening.

Tinkering

Note to loyal Pencillistas: In yesterday’s post, I laid out my magical, mystical Three Reasons why L’il Duce won the presidential election Tuesday. Going back over my notes and previous offerings herein, I realized I’d left out another, equally potent rationalization for the wholly unexpected, totally nauseating triumph. So, here are the reasons — in bullet points — why this holy land this past week became the world’s laughingstock:

  • We idolize wealth & the wealthy
  • Bitter old white men voted as one
  • The visceral hatred for HRC was terrifyingly broad and deep
  • and the addendum to the list: L’il Duce was a TV star and Americans think everything they see on TV is real

There.

He’d’a Beat ‘Im?

Lemme get this straight:

This holy land elected a boorish, greedy, hyper-materialist, narcissistic, race-baiting, foreigner-bashing, help-your-sister/brother-ridiculing, misogynistic, climate-change-denying, Birther and braggart as president. Check.

So, the Democrats should instead have nominated a socialist, caring, wealth-redistributing, smash-the-power, 1960s anti-war and civil rights protester — and he would have won?

Bernie Sanders holdovers are saying polls indicate their guy would have beaten L’il Duce. They say this while surely knowing the polls showed Hillary Clinton beating him as well.

I’m more baffled than ever.

An Alternative

Monroe County sachem Geoff McKim points out we don’t necessarily need a constitutional amendment to ward off the next Electoral College miscarriage of justice.

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McKim (With Shelli Yoder) At The Dem Convention

Something called the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact is a movement within various states to award their Electoral College votes to the candidate who has won the national popular vote. Thus far, some 10 states and the District of Columbia have tweaked their EC voters’ guidelines to this effect. Those states and DC carry 61.7 percent of the total electoral votes needed for a candidate to become president.

Thanks to the EC, candidates in 1824, 1876, 1888, 2000 and 2016 won their respective presidential elections despite garnering fewer total popular votes than their opponents. Al Gore’s loss in 2000 is a dramatic case in point. His opponent George W. Bush was awarded the triumph because he, Bush, earned a mere 537 more votes in Florida, while losing the national popular vote by more than half a million.

Acc’d’g to the logic of the pro-Compact people, the US Constitution allows the states to determine the voting mechanism used by their own particular Electoral College members.

Pinning Blame

So, some on the left are bent out of shape over this safety pin-wearing business. Lots’o libs and progressives are attaching safety pins to their lapels, etc., as a way of showing solidarity with the communities that feel more threatened than ever now that L’il Duce has been elected president.

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Twitter’s Awash In Pix Like This

I’ve seen lengthy debates on soc. med. over whether this safety pin thing is a valid form of protest or an execrable display of white privilege.

I refuse to get involved. Why? Simple. We on the Left for years — nay, decades — have been quibbling over balkanizing bullshit like this while the Religious Right and other archvillains have organized, tightly and effectively, to take over statehouses, gerrymander congressional districts, and occasionally put one reprobate or another in the White House.

The old line applies here: The conservatives look for allies while the liberals look for heretics. We’re chewing our own legs off before we’re even caught in the trap.

Hot Air

The Political

Having been sodomized, politically, by the inane Electoral College scheme for the second time in 16 years, the Democrats have to be all in on wanting to get rid of the stupid thing. I notice there’s even a movement afoot to abolish the EC, talked up by the likes of former Obama Att’y Gen’l Eric Holder and satirist Bill Maher.

I’m here to tell you it ain’t gonna happen just yet. But it’s by no means an impossibility. In fact, I can tell you the very day the abolish movement will become real: That’d be the day after the Republicans lose a presidential election the way Al Gore and Hillary Clinton did. Talk about bipartisanship; that’ll do it for you.

Together with the teed-off Dems, the GOP will immediately start the constitutional amendment process. BTW, here’s how Article V of the US Constitution lays out the procedure:

  1. Either the Congress or a bloc of state legislatures may call for a proposal of amendment.
  2. The proposing group must pass the proposal by a two-thirds vote.
  3. Congress may choose one of two ways for the Amendment itself to be added to the Constitution: A) It must pass a vote of three-quarters of all the state legislatures, or B) It must pass a vote of three-quarters of ad-hoc state constitutional conventions.
  4. Congress traditionally has included a time frame within which the state legislatures or state constitutional conventions may consider and act upon the proposal.

Thus far some 33 amendments have been proposed to the US Constitution with 27 of them passing. The original amendment proposals were made by Virginia’s James Madison in July, 1789; seven of these became part of the Bill of Rights in December, 1791. Another of Madison’s proposals was finally ratified as an Amendment in most of our lifetimes, and you’ll get a kick out of that story.

Madison had proposed, among other things, that members of both chambers of Congress stand for reelection before any pay raise they’d voted themselves should become law. In other words, if they wanted a hike in pay, they’d have to face the wrath of the voters before they’d get it — otherwise, Congress might give itself raises every half hour. Naturally, that was the one Madison proposal Congress rejected. Flash forward almost two centuries. A University of Texas undergrad student named Gregory Watson wrote a term paper on Madison’s forgotten proposal in 1982, suggesting it be revived. Watson had studied the proposal and its history and had come to the conclusion that it was still alive, as it did not include a time limit. He received a C for his efforts by his professor who thought the idea silly. Undeterred, Watson started a one-person grass roots campaign to pass the proposal in the now-requisite total of 34 states. He wrote to state legislators around the country, trying to persuade them to pass the proposal. Being that the legislators were not members of the US Congress themselves and eager to capitalize on the public’s already-growing anti-Congress fervor, they were more than happy to help push the thing along. It became the 27th Amendment to the US Constitution on May 5, 1992, almost 203 years after it had gone out to the states.

BTW, again: One of the unlucky six proposals that floundered was, yep, the Equal Rights Amendment, which states in its entirety:

Section 1: Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the UNited States or by any State on account of sex.

Section 2: The Congress shall have the power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this artcile.

Section 3: This amendment shall take effect two years after the date of ratification.

Certain right wingers, led by the now-thankfully dead Phyllis Schlafly went ballistic over the idea and worked like demons to prevent its passage. They antis were overwhelmingly Republican and their cause was incorporated into the GOP platform at the party’s 1980 national convention — you know the one, where Saint Ronald Reagan was nominated.

So, cool your heels EC abolishers — your time will come even if we have to wait a couple of centuries for it to happen.

The Personal

As noted here in the past, the insistence of one of the two major political parties in this holy land to deny equal rights under the law to virtually half its population is the reason I, to this day, refuse to vote Republican.

Democracy

This election was so quintessentially American: We chose an uber-wealthy, unqualified boor to be our leader and a couple more states legalized the recreational use of marijuana, a trend, analysts say, will be growing by leaps and bounds over the next few years.

Yep, that’s us. We’ve got an idiot in the White House; let’s all get baked!

Don’t They Have Editors?

Acc’d’g to book reviewer Dwight Garner in today’s New York Times, “We’re deep into the golden age of the classic rock memoir.”

He writes this not as praise. His review, focusing on the Band’s Robbie Robertson’s brand new memoir, Testimony, begins with a laundry list of recent old-man rock star remembrances, specifically, how ungodly lengthy they are:

  • Elvis Costello’s Unfaithful Music & Disappearing Ink — 674 pages
  • Keith Richards’ Life — 564 pp
  • Bruce Springsteen’s Born to Run — 510 pp
  • Mike Love’s Good Vibrations — 436 pp
  • and, of course, Roberston’s Testimony — 500 pp

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Wordy

Garner observes, “The arms race is on and rock’s more inflated figures have yet to weigh in. Will Roger Waters’s autobiography be a 54-volume set, like Mortimer J. Adler and Robert M. Hutchins’s Great Books of the Western World?”

Say what you will about the relative goodness or greatness of the classic rockers’ music, they were indeed largely a collection of blowhards.

What surprises me is none of them has run for political office. Which, BTW, I predict will happen much sooner than later. After the ascension of L’il Duce to this holy land’s throne, it’s clear any jerk with a pile of cash and big name recognition can become the leader of the free world and commander-in-chief of history’s most powerful military. Lucky Justin Beiber is a Canadian otherwise we’d be playing Hail to the Chief to him sometime within the next 25 years.

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We’ve Dodged A Bullet!

Hot Air

Rationalizing The Irrational

So, now it’s four days out. Four spins around the axis since L’il Duce‘s orange-tinged mushroom cloud blotted out the political, cultural, societal, and moral sun.

Four days since I wrote, “America, you disgust me.”

Make no mistake: I’m still disgusted.

To borrow a couple of terms from Lazy Journalism 101, I’m A) Reeling and B) Still Trying To Make Sense Of It All.

The red wine has flowed freely in and around Chez Big Mike et La Personne Aimée.

I’ve cast around madly for reasons. The wits and wags online and on dead-tree media are doing the same and, as usual, are missing the mark by a country mile.

[Note to loyal Pencillistas: The following list was edited Sunday, November 13.]

As a public service, I’m offering my Three Four Reasons we will be gagging on the phrase President Donald J. Trump for the next four years (or at least until he gets bored and turns the keys to the White House over to his coatholder, Mike Pence — at which point the gagging continues unabated).

  1. America loves wealth and the wealthy. Adores them. Idolizes them. Puts them on a pedestal right up there with mom, apple pie, the flag, and young women with big breasts. The wealthy are revered here even if they did nothing particularly beneficial to humankind to earn their billions. Perhaps especially if they did nothing in particular to benefit humankind, as in the case of L’il Duce. Simply falling into great riches, America believes, is a sure sign that almighty god has smiled upon the pinstripe-suited ape who did the falling.
  2. A certain percentage of Americans, not near a majority but enough when added to other demographics, are so terrified of growing old and dying and subsequently ceding their precious holy land to the young, the dark-skinned, the foreign, the same-sex-loving, and the opposite-sex-loving females that they’d have voted for the reanimated corpse of — yes, I’ll say it — A. Hitler as long as he’d promise to build a wall to protect them from those onrushing hordes.
  3. One vitally important factor in L’il Duce’s triumph is never really discussed and that’s this: Tens of millions of people voted for him because he was a TV star. That’s it. Put your slide rules away, sociologists. Turn off your scanning electron microscopes, cultural anthropologists. And pack up your Smith-Coronas, all you wits and wags. The reality television-addicted populace knew L’il Duce as the star of The Apprentice and that was good enough for them. TV — or the movies — makes anything real to most folks. Had George C. Scott opted to run for president in 1972, the only reason he wouldn’t have won would have been because a huge swath of America would have written in “Patton,” instead. In The Apprentice, our new president played “himself.”
  4. The depth and breadth of hatred for Hillary Clinton is as powerful as either of the preceding two bullet points. I was astounded to realize how toxic the odium is for a woman who, in reality, is nothing more than a run-of-the-mill establishmentarian. She represents the American status quo as much as any human being in the nation. Electing Hillary Clinton president after either a mildly left Democrat or a mildly right Republican would have been the equivalent of switching from Wonder Bread to Pepperidge Farm. Yet, the same people who drooled over Sarah Palin in 2008 –proving they’re amenable to a president with a vagina — reacted as though the aforementioned A. Hitler had donned lipstick, a highlighted blond wig and a pantsuit.

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America’s Choice

My pal Susan Sandberg wrote the other day that she feels she’s now a woman without a country. She offers that observation as though it’s something she should grieve over. It ain’t.

Me? I’m proud to consider myself un-American now.