Monthly Archives: June 2018

Hot Air: Saturday Smash-Up

Hair, Etc.

Fifty years is a long time. And times change. In the mid-1960s, long hair was the marker, the coded symbol of one’s dedicated to The Revolution. Even if one was jittery about breaking a fingernail or tearing the knee of one’s trousers in the struggle to overthrow The Man, one could grow one’s hair down to the floor, if need be, to demonstrate solidarity with the cause.

Then, of course, The Man commodified long hair and, by the mid-’70s, everybody had a mane. In fact, even The (main) Man himself, Lyndon Johnson, let it flow shortly before he died in 1973:

In any case, for a few short years, if you wore your hair long (and this includes women)…

… everybody who caught sight of you would know where you stood on the political spectrum.

For pity’s sake, the definitive Broadway musical about the ’60s was entitled, natch, Hair.

That was then.

Now, there’s a new marker, a new coded symbol in town. Especially in a college town, which is where this dispatch originates. Now it’s not hair but sexual ambiguity and gender indeterminacy that signifies who the revolutionaries are. More and more, young people are eschewing, for instance, pronouns like she and he for the egalitarian they. Bisexuality, omnisexuality, and pansexuality are all the rage these days among the cutting edgers. High school kids bristle at the suggestion they may be either straight or gay. Men wearing skirts and women buzz-cutting their hair

Refusing to identify your preference or your gender is the new flip of the bird, the new flash of the finger to The Man.

Biggs Talk

Only two more performances left for the Cardinal Stage Company’s production of “Fun Home” — heck, the Saturday matinee is playing as I type this.

Anyway, the show closes tomorrow. But you can hear its star, singer/actor/teacher Amanda Biggs on this week’s Big Talk podcast. Go here for that and then give a listen to WFHB‘s Daily Local News Monday when, on the Big Talk Extra segment, she chats about her youth in small town Illinois and her roots the Pentecostal church.

Big Talk airs every Thursday at 5:30pm and Big Talk Extra is a regular feature of the Daily Local News every Monday at 5pm. Both are on WFHB, 91.3 FM.

Great Migration?

It occurs to me that a lot of people in this holy land may soon be moved to…, well, move. The polarization that we see and hear today in mass and social media just may begin to play itself out geographically.

Those who can will at least consider moving to states whose legislatures and traditions more comfortably fit their own worldviews. Just as soon as the US Supreme Court allows states to outlaw abortion, for instance, women will come to understand that some states they live in (Indiana, for one) may be hostile territory for them. Women who cherish reproductive rights — and have the dough to do it — will scoot off to more compatible climes like California and Massachusetts.

We just may start seeing a new migration, that of progressive or left-leaning middle- and upper-middle class people relo-ing over the next 25 to 50 years. It’ll be a hell of a boon for long-distance moving companies. And the home stores like Lowe’s will reap a huge benefit from all those customers hoping to gussy up their new cribs.

The poor, meanwhile, will be stuck where they are, for obvious reasons. That means huge populations of hand-to-mouth blacks, Latinos, and whites (those who lean left) will be trapped in places like Houston or Cleveland even as their states make their very lives all that much more difficult by dismantling social safety nets, allowing discrimination, more effectively restricting their voting access, and enacting more draconian laws directed, specifically, at them. That’ll be a hell of a problem for the state legislatures of the likes of Texas  and Ohio. The white senators and representatives in those statehouses will panic as the minority pops. of their big cities grow restive. Naturally, the legislators will eventually authorize force to keep those rabbles docile.

Look for a series of modern-day “long, hot summers” as history repeats itself.

Hell, this may be the start of the eventual break-up of this holy land. I don’t see the United States of America existing in its current form by the turn of the next century. More likely, we’ll see a loose confederation of regions, tied together economically and by the corporations whose wide-ranging tentacles reach into all of our present 50 states. The federal government will become that which de-constructionists have wet-dreamed about for decades, existing only to support a massive military to protect the new US — or however we may refer to ourselves — from outside threats.

And all those state’s rights advocates, those antediluvians we thought had been put in their place in the 60s and 70s, will finally get their way.

 

 

Hot Air: Strength & Sanity

They Too

It’s a lousy topic, one that’ll normally make you want to retch but there are heartening stories coming out of it. I’m speaking of the workplace sexual harassment epidemic that has exploded into the nation’s consciousness the last few years.

The New York Times today features the stories of 18 women and two men who’ve been groped, grabbed, threatened, pressured, and/or otherwise made to understand by their bosses or coworkers that if they didn’t fuck the latters, they’d suffer professionally.

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Some Of The Faces & Names Of Strength

[Images: New York Times]

Merely coming out and calling attention to such extortion meant risking the formers’ livelihoods and reputations. Yet these people did it.

They’re all tough as nails. And some 165 million females in this holy land owe them an immeasurable debt of gratitude.

Read the piece, and you’ll feel just a touch better in the aftermath of the suckers’ game their bosses tried to force them to play.

Oh, I Get Talkers

My guest on Big Talk this afternoon will be singer, actor, teacher, and mother, Amanda Biggs.

She’s just finishing up her star turn as Alison Bechdel in the Cardinal Stage Company’s production, “Fun Home.” The musical is based on Bechdel’s fabulous, groundbreaking graphic novel of the same name, wherein the author/artist writes and draws about her wildly “functional dysfunctional” family home. Biggs tells us the “fun” in the title is short for funeral, which is what the place was, a funeral home.

Biggs As Cartoonist Alison Bechdel.

It also was a madhouse as Bechdel struggled with her sexual identity and her father, an extremely troubled man, worked his fingers to the bone to conceal his own DL sexual preference. In fact, Bechdel’s daddy-o was burdened by a criminal predilection for young lads. Bechdel’s mom did her level best to hold things together but, in the end, couldn’t because the family’s fabric of normality and decency had been frayed too badly.

Biggs swears the play will change your life so, if you’ve a mind to, click on over to the Cardinal Stage Co. and get your ducats now. The show closes with a matinee Sunday, July 1st. That gives you a mere five more chances to see Biggs & co. do their thing.

Big Talk airs every Thursday at 5:30pm on WFHB, 91.3 FM. And each Monday you can catch a little more with Big Talk Extra, a feature of the Daily Local News at 5. Come back here tomorrow AM for the podcast link to today’s show.

Hot Air: Inflammation, Immigration, Incarceration…

…A Nation Turns Its Lonely Eyes To You

I’m going to throw this out into the world and see what people think: the current mania for something called Whole30 and the fact that some 63 million people voted for Donald Trump (and continue to defend him to this day) are two sides of the same coin.

That is, huge numbers of people desperately want a simple — nay, simplistic — solution to a set of complicated problems.

Discuss.

Jail Baiting

In the olden days, people running organizations both private and public would toss out verkackte figures, be called out on their errors, and respond, “One day in the future, when we get computers in here, we won’t have problems like this!” Say your bank sent you an urgent message saying you were overdrawn even though you knew you’d tossed a pile of checks into your account the week before. It’d take days or even weeks for the institution to sort through all the numbers and then you’d get an apology note saying, Oops, our error. In the meantime, your account’d be frozen and you’d have to borrow the scratch to pay the month’s rent,

All because, probably, some pencil pusher had put a decimal point in the wrong place or some such trivial slip.

Well, now we’ve got computers in every possible here, both private and public, and — guess what — we’re still getting verkackte figures.

Our local joint.

To wit: Monroe County jail commander Sam Crowe told the county council a couple of months ago that jail bookings had increased in a “staggering” manner from 2016 to 2017. The county jail, sed he, played gracious host last year to 53 percent more guests than the previous annum. Now that’s a gigantic jump. Naturally, wits and wags went searching under the cushions for all sorts of reasons why. The most popular explanation, just as naturally, was the drug epidemic. Everybody and her brother is addicted to, using, selling, or otherwise connected to opioids, meth, or junk, goes the conventional wisdom. So of course our jail is filling up faster than our dear president’s spanking new immigrant detention cages.

Um, oops, our error. Yesterday, Commander Crowe said, basically, Y’know that thing I said a couple of months ago? Forget it, wouldya?

The error, BTW, is proving to be a bone of contention between city and county badge-wearers and, perhaps, it’s even causing some internal harrumphing in county offices.

Turns out the county jail’s big hi-tech computer software is verkackte, at least in this case. Apparently, the jail’s Spillman Ally software, designed to keep track of things like jail bookings and other police and correctional facilities operations, is a bit too complicated for the county’s key punchers. At least that’s the opinion of Bloomington police chief Mike Diekhoff. In fact, Diekhoff even issued a public offer to Crowe et al to come by the B-ton cop shop and get some remedial lessons in using the software. Crowe, to read the catty comments in today’s Herald Times story, would like nothing better than for Diekhoff to mind his own goddamned business.

Then there’s this: A friend points out that Monroe County Sheriff Brad Swain is nowhere to be found in the contretemps. He’s not quoted at all in the article, leading a cynic like me to suppose his stance is, Sammy, baby, this one’s on you. The county pays you a nice salary so go on now and take the heat.

Things were so much simpler in the old days when all a public official had to do was say, Gosh darn it, some sloppy clerk put the decimal point in the wrong place.

 

 

Hot Air: Smart Guy

Y’know who I respect? Hell, who I admire? W. Kamau Bell.

A few years ago, he made a made a highly personal, essentially moral decision. He was just hitting the big time. He’d already had his first big break, hosting his own daily talk show on FXX called Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell. It was fun and rollicking as well as profound and informative. And — lo and behold — it was that rarest of creatures, a talk show hosted by a black man.

Bell

Totally Biased was the equivalent of a starter marriage. W.’d gotten his feet wet, made the inevitable mistakes, learned from them, and the show was cancelled after a little more than a year on air. Despite its failure, it was clear W. was ready to burst even brighter on the national television scene.

But rather than leap blindly into the future, W. picked up his phone, and called his agent. “Don’t ever,” he said, “set me up with a show I have to do every day.”

Horrors, right? W.’s career was soaring like a skyrocket and here he was pouring rain on the thing. Who in the hell would do that?

W. did.

Why?

Simple. He didn’t want to sacrifice the rest of his life, hell, his very humanity, to the voracious monster that is daily TV. It takes a special kind of person to do daily TV. A person who prioritizes fame and the attendant big dollars above all things. Putting out a daily national TV talk show eats up 23 hours, 55 minutes of a human being’s day, leaving a scant five minutes or so for that person to do simple human things like hugging his kids or going to the bathroom. Big fame of any sort prohibits the possessor of same from living a decent, normal life. Did you ever wonder why Michael Jordan had a bald head? It’s because he couldn’t even go to the barber w/o being swamped by autograph seekers and other who wanted to touch the hem of his garment. So he went out and bought a barber’s clippers and started shearing himself every morning.

The many famous hosts of daily TV shows must give short shrift to friends, family, kids, the casual reading of books, going for a hike in the woods, playing cards on a whim, or walking down to the convenience store for an ice cream sandwich. All of it falls by the wayside when one has made the commitment to put out a half hour of TV content.

W. Kamau Bell said to hell with all that. He wanted to live a life.

And the decision hasn’t turned out badly at all. He now hosts the ongoing CNN series United Shades of America. He also works on the radio show Kamau Right Now on KALW in San Francisco and the podcasts Politically Reactive with Hari Kondabolu and Denzel Washington Is the Greatest Actor of All Time Period.

I bring this up because our town’s beloved Janet Cheatham Bell, an author and the woman who gave birth to and raised W. Kamau Bell, is moving out of Bloomington. Yep. She’s heading west to the Bay Area so she can live near her son.

Ma Bell

Dang, mang, if I had a kid like W. Kamau Bell I’d want to live near him too!

Which One Are You Again?

Have you ever gotten the feeling that the goings-on in and around the Korean peninsula are confusing?

Try this on for size: The long-time dear leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (AKA North Korea) was named Kim Jong-Il. He died in 2011 and was replaced by his son, Kim Jong-un. Meanwhile, one of the most powerful men in the Republic of Korea (we call it South Korea), a man who pulled so many strings that he was called that nation’s kingmaker, died Saturday. His name? Kim Jong-pil.

I suppose it’s like the three most powerful men in, say, Great Britain being named John Smith, John Smythe, and Jon Smith.

Then again, two of our own holy land’s most recent presidents have been named George Bush so we’ve got no room to talk.

President George Bush (L) & President George Bush

 

Hot Air: Big Talk’s New Minor Key

Well, whaddya know? Jazz-themed Big Talks two weeks in a row.

We hosted Bloomington’s foremost jazz DJ David Brent Johnson last week and yesterday the Big Talk person-on-the-spot was author and archivist Sam Stephenson. Sam has written a couple of books about the very talented, very unpredictable photo-journalist/photo-essayist Gene Smith.

Sam Stephenson

Smith was an internationally-known photographer for Life magazine during World War II. He stuck with what was then known as America’s premier weekly periodical until the mid-1950s when he unexpectedly chucked it all — great job, big income, wife and kids, palatial home in upstate New York — and moved into a dingy loft in the wholesale flower district of Manhattan.

It just so happened that many of America’s top names in jazz — does Thelonius Monk grab you? — gathered regularly in the loft next door to Smith’s. The peripatetic lensman wired the entire building for sound upon moving in and so was able to record the musicians as well as hours upon hours of ambient building noise, sort of an endless series of audio snapshots. Smith photographed the players as well. One of the regulars next door, BTW, was a young aspiring composer in his early 20s, Steve Reich, now recognized as one of the late 20th Century’s greatest composers.

In any case, while working on a project related to the city of Pittsburgh’s bicentennial a few years back, Stephenson came across Gene Smith’s name. Smith himself had spent months in the Steel City shooting photos of that urban gem for Life. Stephenson was drawn in by Smith’s work and eventually happened upon the tens of thousands of negatives the photog had shot from his Manhattan loft window as well as the pix from the jazz playground next door. Stephenson found thousands of hours of audio tapes, too. For that matter, Stephenson found himself hooked.

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The results of Stephenson’s obsession with Smith were the books The Jazz Loft Project and last year’s Gene Smith’s Sink.

So, if you missed yesterday’s Big Talk, here’s the link to the podcast.

Talk soon.

 

Hot Air: The Bad & The Ugly

This recent development on the part of the President Gag admin. seems to be yet another of the definitive acts of his unfortunate reign:

I’ve never been under any illusion that this holy land has represented uniformly and without exception, from its beginning to now, from top to bottom, the better angels of human nature. Our land, being the world’s most diverse nation, has always been and remains to this day a mishmash of our entire species’ best and worst impulses.

Still, we held concepts like human rights to be paramount and worth fighting for. We howled whenever other lands violated the rights of their citizens, especially those we didn’t do much business with or who committed the unforgivable sin of embracing communism. We did this even as we denied human rights to many, many of our own citizens. We did our best to look upon our own rights transgressions as outliers, mistakes, the results of isolated bad guys somehow ascending to the top in, say, Alabama and Mississippi. Even as slavery or Jim Crow remained codified in our laws, the victims of those atrocities, many of them, remained hopeful that the high-minded words of the US Constitution, “all men are created equal,” would one day be realized.

As Martin Luther KIng Jr. said the evening of April 3, 1968:

I just want to do God’s will. And He’s allowed me to go up to the mountain. And I’ve looked over. And I’ve seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know tonight, that we, as a people, will get to the promised land!

This from a man who’d be executed the very next evening, a fate he knew would eventually befall him because he fought so hard to secure basic human rights for a people detested by so many other Americans.

But Li’l Duce arose from a party that, beginning in the mid-1960s, has spit on and/or pissed on most, if not all, downtrodden, marginalized, forgotten, or despised peoples. The very idea that the Republicans have fought tooth and nail since the ascent of St. Ronald Reagan to deny half the American citizenry its full rights under the law should have been indication enough that the GOP was becoming a malignancy in the body politic.

And now, we’re not even playing lip service to lofty principles. In fact, we don’t even want to be around others who talk about them.

We’re not a dying nation.

We’re dead.

Digging, Digging, Digging…

Got a late start this AM. See, I’m like a lot of other members of my species’ gender — I read in the bathroom.

Why? Hell, why not? As longed as I’m parked there waiting for Nature to act I may as well nourish my mind. And this AM I was engrossed so much in a certain chapter of Seymour Hersh’s new memoir, Reporter, that even after Nature had done its thing, I remained in my home’s littlest occupiable room, standing at the sink, reading Hersh’s account of digging up the story of the My Lai massacre and the US Army’s subsequent attempts to make the scandal go away.

The sad thing is as soon as my contemporaries completely die off — and, believe me, they’re beginning to already — My Lai will be forgotten. For the uninitiated, a US Army infantry company on a routine reconnaissance (read: search & destroy) mission led by Capt. Ernest Medina executed hundreds of unarmed civilians (most sources place the death toll above 500), including the elderly, women, children, and even little babies, in a couple of hamlets in the Quang Ngãi province near the then-North Vietnam border.

Soon To Be Forgotten.

Hersh broke the story nationally, despite Pentagon obstruction and outright lying, despite the lack of interest from the likes of Time, Newsweek, the New York Times, the Washington PostLife, Look, and other self-described news gathering organizations, and despite a certain “patriotic” resistance to a reporter stirring up such a hideous pot of shit.

In several instances, the US soldiers forced people into trenches and then opened fired on the mass of bodies therein until not a sound could be heard. One soldier recalled his colleagues ceasing fire to listen for any sounds of life and discovering a toddler crawling out from underneath the blood-soaked pile of humanity. They shot that tiny human being to death as well.

The incident has been compared to Nazi atrocities in Poland, Russia, and other areas the Wehrmacht had invaded, the only difference being the Nazis usually lined their victims up on the lip of the trench so that their lifeless bodies could tumble, efficiently, into the pit.

Similar US Army atrocities began as early as 1965, although those preceding My Lai were not as blatant or numerically astounding. This is not to say US soldiers are more brutal than those of any other country, only that war turns otherwise decent young people into outright savages at times. If a nation must go to war, if it must take the risk that some of its young soldiers will be transformed into beasts, it had better be for a worthy cause. Vietnam was not.

Anyway, Hersh eventually got wide circulation for his scoop by utilizing a small, outsider-ish kind of syndicator, the Dispatch News Service. Some 30 newspapers, including the Hartford Courant, the Chicago Sun-Times, the Philadelphia Bulletin, and the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, picked up his first piece about the massacre. Those papers’ headlines raised the curiosity of the rest of the nation’s news purveyors. The likes of the New York Times and the Washington Post sent their own reporters out to verify what Hersh had written and then printed stories under their own people’s bylines. In any case, coming just a year and half after the Tet Offensive, stirring the first widespread, Middle-America public outcries against the war, the My Lai revelations further inflamed opposition to the war. It would take another three years for the United States to admit defeat in Vietnam but it can be said Hersh was among the key figures to make that happen. Hell, given what we now know about decades-long quagmires (see Afghanistan) we might still be in Vietnam, fighting insurgents and losing our own soldiers, and perhaps still destroying straw-hut hamlets and every living thing in them, for pity’s sake.

Hersh would win the 1970 Pulitzer Prize in International Reporting for his series on the massacre.

How did he do it? Well, hell, that’s the reason I stood at my bathroom sink for the better part of an hour this morning, reading his recollection of the story. Some tipster whom he’d cultivated for who knows what eventual end some years before whispered in his ear that some kid named Calley was up on charges for killing a bunch of civilians while in Vietnam. That’s all he had. A last name.

Hersh had no idea what branch of service Calley was in, where he was being held — if anywhere, what exactly the charges were, or where the supposed incident took place. It turned out one member of Calley’s Charlie Company had written to the president as well as high-ranking Army officials to complain about the massacre and demand an investigation. The cat out of the bag, the Army, knowing officers and hundreds of soldiers had participated in the massacre, decided to pin the whole thing on some punk second lieutenant named William “Rusty” Calley. Rusty Calley, the Army was hoping its official records would reflect, was a crazed lone wolf who did the deed while his company-mates were safely ensconced back at their base, sipping orange juice and reading their Bibles.

Hersh knocked on doors and rang phones in the Pentagon, asking about this Calley fellow. Most people had no idea what he was talking about. Several of them, though, hung up the phone or warned Hersh off his line of inquiry. That’s when he knew he had a story.

Another tipster whispered the name Latimer in Hersh’s ear. Latimer was Calley’s defense attorney. Again, all Hersh had was a last name. Hersh had to dig around until he found the right attorney Latimer in Salt Lake City. Hersh essentially borrowed money to fly to Utah to speak with Latimer who revealed, correctly, that he couldn’t say much because Army courts martial are done in military secrecy.

Hersh, though did read some key information off Latimer’s official charge sheet that the attorney had on his desk. The charge sheet was classified information, not to be shared with anyone else. But Hersh, the seasoned reporter, was adept at reading upside down and so found a helpful tidbit. Calley was at Ft. Benning in Georgia.

Hersh flew there. Again he knocked on every door he could and rang every telephone number he could find until he found another tipster who told him where Calley was living. Hersh then parked himself around that address and waited until Calley showed up. In that way, he was finally able to get a face to face interview with the soldier.

Using this time-consuming, hit-or-miss method Hersh dug up some other Charlie Company members, including one guy from Indiana named Paul Meadlo who’d participated in the killings, although he was loath to do so. The next morning, after the massacre, he stepped on a landmine that blew his foot off. At he was being evacuated, he was overheard to say, again and again, “God has punished me and God will punish you, Lieutenant Calley, for what you made me do!”

Where was Meadlo? Hersh had no idea. So he started calling every Indiana town’s directory assistance number, asking for Paul Meadlo. He started with those towns at the north border of the state and worked his way south. Only when he reached the operator in the town of New Goshen in Vigo County, south of the state’s midline, did he find Meadlo. So off Hersh went to Vigo County to interview the man.

By such means, Hersh cobbled together his series of shocking stories.

Again, I feel compelled to mention Hersh never went to journalism school. He simply was born with an insatiable curiosity and an almost-spectrum-disorder drive to find what he was looking for. Do they teach those things in what, for instance, our hometown Indiana University now calls its “media” school?

In fact, there’s a little sticker on Hersh’s book featuring a blurb by the noted suspense novelist John le Carré. It reads:

This book is essential reading for every journalist and aspiring journalist the world over.

I wonder if any IU media school professor will assign Reporter as required reading in next fall’s classes.

Hot Air: Ranting, Waxing, Harmonizing

The Gamut

Just about every Sunday, The Loved One and I take…, well, a Sunday drive. We never plan these things in advance. Sometimes we sit in the driveway with the engine running and scan the map to determine where we’ll go that particular day. We might visit presidents’ homes (Lincoln, Harrison I & Harrison II), a labor leader’s home (Eugene V. Debs), interesting town squares (Salem’s and Corydon’s are particularly neat), waterfalls, hidden lakes, little roadside bakeries, nature sanctuaries, and more.

Yesterday, we went to a favorite place, Madison, Indiana, where we sat on a bench under a shade tree and just watched the waters of the Ohio River rush by.

A funny little thing caught my attention. A medium-sized boat drifted in the current running from east to west. It was not, to use the proper nautical term, “under way.” I figured whoever was aboard just wanted to relax and feel free, untethered to anything, open to the vicissitudes of wind and water, or some such poetic stuff. TLO, scanning the ground around us for pretty, water-tossed stones, looked up and said, “Why don’t they put an anchor out?” then went back to her searching. BTW, the proper nautical term for what she suggested is to “drop anchor.” That’s also a euphemism for something else. Look it up yourself.

Anyway, I kept watching this boat and soon a figure emerged from below decks. A woman. I could tell her gender only by dint of the fact that her black swimsuit covered her torso. Men these days seldom wear such swimwear.

She walked abaft and climbed down the transom onto the swim platform. She removed her footwear (Sneakers? Aqua socks? I couldn’t tell from my distance.) She sat on the platform and dangled her feet in the water. Then she slued around and let herself into the water, facing the stern, while holding on to the little railing on the platform. She remained in that position, only her shoulders and head above water. At first I couldn’t figure out what in the hell she was thinking or doing but, after a few moments, she climbed back up on the swim platform and then back onto the deck.

“Well, sure,” I said, triumphantly, rather like Rosalind Franklin when she identified the helical nature of the DNA molecule, “she just went to the bathroom!”

TLO looked up again and said, “Number 1 or number 2?”

I shrugged. “Search me,” I said.

“Look at this one,” she said, handing me a stone with what appeared to be the remains of an ammonite in it. The last ammonites disappeared during what is now known as the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event some 66 million years ago. It’s assumed a massive comet or asteroid blasted into the Earth’s surface where the Chicxulub crater now sits in the Gulf of Mexico. The collision raised an unimaginably gigantic cloud of smoke and debris that encircled the planet causing an extended winter and even halting photosynthesis in most of the Earth’s green life. Some 75 percent of the Earth’s species went extinct in the aftermath of the event.

TLO was holding a piece of history that may well have been as old as, say, the pterosaurs, the plesiosaurs, and the last of the dinosaurs.  The event was devastating to life on Earth, sure, but it created an environment in which mammals — and eventually people — could exist.

Together, we’d leapt from a consideration of the most basic human function to the most existential, even cosmic occurrence.

To borrow a line from Truman Capote, how was your Sunday afternoon?

Advertisement For Myself

My editor at the Limestone Post, Lynae Sowinski, passed along this wonderful note. It’s a comment, written by our town’s Nancy Hiller, about my Big Talk/Limestone Post radio interview/magazine article on jazz guy extraordinaire David Brent Johnson.

Posting the comment here just might seem like bragging but, hell, if I don’t brag about myself who’s going to? Plus, Nancy’s take is based on the meat of the interview, which is all DBJ. It’s his story, his life, she’s reacting to.

At further risk of sounding as though I’m logrolling I state unequivocally right here and now that Nancy and DBJ are two main reason why I’ve fallen in love with this town and why I’ve never felt so at home as I do here.

Hot Air: Peas In A Pod

President Gag, as expected, is running around telling the world how fabulous he is for striking a deal with Kim Jong-un. And occasionally adding how fabulous Kim Jong-un is. Suddenly, the infantile leader of the Korean peninsula’s hermetic police state is a brilliant, beloved head of state, a wunderkind, really, by the lights of this holy land’s first psychopathological president.

P. Gag sez North Korea’s nuclear threat is no more, an assertion pretty much every expert on this planet is baffled by, considering no pact was signed mentioning the destruction or cessation of Kim’s nuke research and/or deployment facilities.

My knee-jerk reaction is to simply say Li’l Duce‘s lying again. But after a moment’s consderation, I’ll take that back. He’s telling the truth. His truth, but a truth nonetheless.

See, P. Gag has met Kim, shared a laugh or two, been made starry-eyed by the fealty and obeisance the N. Korean citizenry has bestowed upon him. Li’l Duce has sat at a table with the man he once ridiculed as “little rocket man” and found, mirabile dictu, he likes the guy! In fact, Kim’s the leader P. Gag would love to be. Instead, the American president is beset by all these bastards who prattle on about something called the Constitution, whatever in the hell that may be.

The two men discovered, to their surprise, they dug each other, perhaps because they see so much of themselves in the other. In any case, they’ve agreed, tacitly, not to antagonize each other for the nonce. No more name calling. No more threats to blow each’s other’s nation to smithereens. We’re buds, mang! Sympatico. Peace reigns.

The US, by order of the president, is calling off all future joint war games and “defensive exercises” with Kim’s penultimate bete noire, South Korea. We’re also not going to fly over the Korean peninsula with our nuke-laden bombers nor will we pull into S. Korean ports with our A-bomb-heavy warships. In return, Kim won’t brag about being able to incinerate Seattle or LA. For now.

And — you know what? — it’s going to work. Again, for now. Tomorrow? Hell, that’s some other dumb son of a bitch future president’s worry.

Hot Air: The Core Lesson

I’ve been wallowing in the new memoir by Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Seymour M. Hersh entitled, as appropriately as any such thing can be, Reporter.

I type wallowing because that’s what I do with books I love. I’ve never been a fast reader. I chose long ago to mosey through my reading. I like to get the full flavor of a book, to immerse myself in the world the author has created for me. Zipping through a book always seemed to me to be one of those useless things people feel compelled to do, as if it’d make then smarter faster, or in some way eventually more successful.

Remember those late night infomercials for speedreading courses? I also used to see ads for the courses on CTA buses. They all suggested promotions and riches came more easily to those who could knock off the daily paper in ten minutes and devour a book in one sitting. I always figured if that was the price one had to pay for success then success wasn’t worth it.

Truth be told, I feel I’m really devouring a book when I linger over its sentences and paragraphs and even individual words and phrases. Ever see gourmets savoring mouthsful of some fabulous dish? It’s as though they’re holding on to the food long beyond the time necessary to chew it, as if they’re loath to swallow it, thus ending the sensual experience. That’s as much devouring as the table hog who jams fork after spoon of grub into his trap as if some sadistic waiter is about to snatch the plate away.

Other people have told me they do this: when they’re coming near the end of a particularly engrossing novel, they slow down so as not to let the experience end too soon. One can, after all, grieve the end of a book.

Anyway, Hersh is one of the last of a species that’s rapidly going extinct: He never went to journalism school. In fact, he had absolutely zero experience writing or reporting when he was first hired by the City News Bureau in his hometown Chicago back in the early 1960s. In those days — and the decades before — it wasn’t unheard of for newspaper editors to hire people as reporters simply because they had the guts to ask for the job. It takes guts to be a reporter. Now, sadly, J-schools…, er, pardon me, I meant media schools, hammer the guts out of their students. The corporate world, after all, disdains guts. And next to nothing nowadays is as corporate as a news organization.

 

So, for the next few days, I’ll be throwing quotes from Hersh’s book onto this screen. Here’s the first:

[T]he core lesson of being a journalist — read before you write….

That’s beauty. Simple and profound. Prepare. Study. Know your topic. Simply interviewing people only gives you the slants as seen through their eyes. See what others have dug up and, hopefully, build on that.

I wonder if they teach that in J-…, I mean, media schools today. Or do they just teach you how to stay out of trouble and keep moving forward along your career path?

I’m not just being a smart-ass here. I have the same real question for those who teach in the creative writing department. My mantra has always been, if you want to learn how to write, read.

Jazz Talk

Here’s the link to the podcast of this week’s Big Talk, featuring Bloomington’s prince of jazz, David Brent Johnson. And, in case you missed it, here’s the link to my written profile of him in yesterday’s Limestone Post.

Add a nice bottle of bourbon (I prefer Woodford Reserve) and a Giordano’s thin crust pizza with sausage and green peppers and you’ve got everything you need for a real bang-up weekend.

Hot Air: Two-Fer Thursday

It’s Big Talk Double-Header Thursday, kids. My WFHB radio show, this week featuring jazz maven David Brent Johnson, airs at 5:30pm on WFHB, 91.3 FM (podcast link to be posted some time after the show airs).

If you’re lacking in patience, click on over to this month’s “Big Mike’s B-town” in our region’s very own lifestyle/politics/arts/sustainability/equal-rights-for-all/et cetera online mag, Limestone Post, for a written profile of the aforementioned nerd/rake who spins platters for WFIU radio.

Then, soon as you’re finished listening/reading, dash out and pick up a copy or two of Limestone Post‘s spanking new first print edition, entitled “A Sense of Place.” It’s got great stuff in it. I should know — I penned two pieces for it, for pity’s sake! Nah — truth is the editorial braintrust (publisher Ron Eid & editorial director Lynae Sowinski) are tops in this town. Their story sensibilities and their corral of freelancers both tower over any other local pub.’s.

So, unbelt and fork over a scant $7.50 for the mag next chance you get.